Beet This: An Unofficial Schrute Farms Cookbook

Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, "the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office"

Ask Yourself, "What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?" The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight's perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including:

Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more. . .

Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot.

Author: Tyanni Niles, Sam Kaplan, Keith Riegert
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Published: 07/27/2021
Pages: 144
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 7.10h x 5.00w x 0.50d
ISBN13: 9781646041886
ISBN10: 1646041887
BISAC Categories:
- Cooking | Media Tie-In
- Cooking | Specific Ingredients | Vegetables
- Cooking | Regional & Ethnic | German

About the Author
Tyanni Niles began her writing career at a young age when she would fill pages of a composition notebook with stories. She published a single copy of her first book, Cindy's Report, in elementary school (it now sits on a shelf in her home). She enjoys writing short stories and flash fiction. In her spare time, she likes to make friendship bracelets and other crafts. Tyanni is a huge fan of The Office. If she could relate to any character from the show, it would most likely be Pam Beesly, although writing and crafting give off Toby and Phyllis vibes. She lives in Brooklyn, New York. You can find some of her writing pieces on Instagram @tyanniajeewrites and on her website at www.tyanniajee.com.

Samuel "Fact" Kaplan is an author, psychologist, and humorist based out of Oakland, California. As a psychologist, he works with families and kids with disabilities, using humor, art, music, and games to create connections and help kids heal from complex traumas. He is the coauthor of the books Goodnight Dorm Room, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, and The MANual. Samuel is very fast. His speed is comparable to that of a shark crossed with a baby tuna that is also being chased by the aforementioned shark.