{"product_id":"eternal-questions-a-maybe-interesting-list-a-maybe-interesting-list-9781639881987","title":"Eternal Questions: A Maybe Interesting List: A Maybe Interesting List","description":"\u003cp\u003eIwanna, the only thing eternal about these questions is damnation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Dante Alighieri\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIwanna, you have too many references to the hand of god, the great wisdom traditions, etc., etc., etc. You are a boob, Iwanna. THERE IS NO GOD. GOT IT? NONE!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Friedrich Nietzsche, a None not a Nun\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIwanna, if you wanna get to heaven, you gotta raise a little hell, and not waste time on what you claim to be eternal questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The Ozark Mountain Daredevils\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIwanna, I kant get interested in any of these questions because the answers aren't categorically imperative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Immanuel Kant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIwanna, your book title is deceitful, for surely you think your questions are truly interesting and not just maybe interesting. Please stop being irrational and emotional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Ayn Rand (And, Iwanna, I don't wanna you to take this emotionally, but my name is pronounced \"Iiiieeeyyyyn\" not \"Ann\", YOU IGNORANT SLUT!)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIwanna, as the all knowing and all seeing Great Prophet of Two Millenia I refuse to get Tangled up in You. To quote my friend, Michael Jackson, BEAT IT!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Bob Dylan, Nobel Lariat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEthics, Schmethics.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Aristotle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hate all you bastards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Iwannna\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIwanna Twainbee attended St. Petersburg Missouri Community College where she mainly smoked cigars and got drunk with her friends. Mark Twain appeared during her seances, and, fortunately, he became her guru. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-15311256\"\u003eIwanna Twainbee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Atmosphere Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/25\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.32lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.25d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781639881987\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1639881980\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC052000\"\u003eSatire\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Atmosphere Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44572442558701,"sku":"9781639881987","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_1a13ea49-9a89-4413-b50e-092983ad7642.jpg?v=1701963171","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/es\/products\/eternal-questions-a-maybe-interesting-list-a-maybe-interesting-list-9781639881987","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}