{"product_id":"jewish-as-a-second-language-how-to-worry-how-to-interrupt-how-to-say-the-opposite-of-what-you-mean-9780761158400","title":"Jewish as a Second Language: How to Worry, How to Interrupt, How to Say the Opposite of What You Mean","description":"\u003cb\u003eIt's a NICE book.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Forget Yiddish. Real Jewish is a secret language of nuance, argument, and somersaults of everyday speech; of wins, losses, and draws in competitions you had no idea you'd entered. It's everything from mastering the OAQ (Obsessive Anal Question) - \"They'll de-ice the wings before we take off, right?\" - to never, ever believing your mother-in-law when she says \"Don't bother driving me, I'll take a cab.\" Now in a second edition that's bigger, better, and with more guilt, this is the indispensable guide. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eWho knew?\u003c\/b\u003e*\u003cb\u003e Jewish Cooking\u003c\/b\u003e (the first two hours of boiling a chicken are just to make sure it's dead) \u003cbr\u003e * \u003cb\u003eJewish Eating\u003c\/b\u003e (you should eat eight times a day if you're diabetic - or if you're not) \u003cbr\u003e *\u003cb\u003e The Art of Two-Person Worrying\u003c\/b\u003e (Jewish Ping-Pong)\u003cb\u003e* The hotel-room-changing gene\u003c\/b\u003e, the always-at-the-doctor gene, and other genes only Jews have \u003cbr\u003e * \u003cb\u003eBoxing gloves\u003c\/b\u003e, a rottweiler, Pop-Tarts, and fourteen other things you'll never find in a Jewish home \u003cbr\u003e * \u003ci\u003eAnd so much more. (Why not?)\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-178786\"\u003eMolly Katz\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Workman Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/29\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 182\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.50h x 5.20w x 0.50d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780761158400\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0761158405\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM014000\"\u003eTopic | Religion\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Workman Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42710673916141,"sku":"9780761158400","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_5434263f-a5dc-4d4a-8ff7-6eae9a7f3ba3.jpg?v=1650146818","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/es\/products\/jewish-as-a-second-language-how-to-worry-how-to-interrupt-how-to-say-the-opposite-of-what-you-mean-9780761158400","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}