{"product_id":"oh-great-another-vampire-book-9780578395074","title":"Oh Great, Another Vampire Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eRoman McClary is a New England vampire sired during the Revolutionary War. He vows to never create a vampire himself given the existential pain it imposes. Now 2018, a great war between humans and vampires is nigh. Therefore, in the spirit of global mayhem he sires his girlfriend, a journalism student named Sara Fielding. Being vampires will protect them in a war they're destined to win, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out, Roman was backed up on \"life essence,\" the mysterious substance giving vampires their power. He accidentally turns Sara into a god. Oops! Good thing they get help from a counsel of vampire elders including an ancient Greek with an eating disorder, and a former Romanian shepherd with a fake southern accent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first in Hunter's satirical Oh Great series, readers journey through an absurd media landscape where Sara is viewed as a savior in our nation's cultural divide, a reviled social justice warrior, and everything in between. In her global treks to sow world peace, she unveils the cyclical nature of human folly while crafting a plan to save the planet. Also, vampires shop for makeup at Sephora, and she makes Tucker Carlson throw up on live TV.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-12299880\"\u003eDiane Hunter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Diane Hunter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/28\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 276\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.67lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.62d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780578395074\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 057839507X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC000000\"\u003eGeneral\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Diane Hunter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44572286583021,"sku":"9780578395074","price":18.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_359965f2-e420-4609-bcea-d9a8109af99f.jpg?v=1701960517","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/es\/products\/oh-great-another-vampire-book-9780578395074","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}