{"product_id":"be-a-perfect-person-in-just-three-days-9780983562849","title":"Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it possible? Can an ordinary human being really become a perfect person in three short days?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMilo Crinkley thought so. What gave him the idea was a book that fell on his head one day at the library--a book with the impressive title \u003cem\u003eBe a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!\u003c\/em\u003e The author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, did look kind of weird, but he claimed to be the world's leading authority on perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMilo took the book home and followed its instructions. He liked the idea of being perfect. Perfect people never had their parents nag at them. Perfect people never had to take the blame for rotten tricks their sisters played. Perfect people never needed erasers. Perfect was obviously the perfect thing to be!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid Milo become a perfect person in just three days? More important, can you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you think we're going to answer all your questions here when we want you to read this hilarious book?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA personal message from Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, world's leading expert on perfection: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e● Maybe you think it's all a lot of baloney. Maybe you think nobody can\u003cbr\u003e become perfect in three short days. Well, maybe you should think again!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e● \u003cstrong\u003eHere's my no-risk guarantee: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTry this book for just three days. If you're not absolutely delighted\u003cbr\u003e with the results, you can go soak your head. Now, what could be fairer\u003cbr\u003e than that?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e● I won't be satisfied until every man, woman, and child on the face of the earth completes my \u003cstrong\u003eamazing crash course in perfection.\u003c\/strong\u003e So, remember: If you don't read this book, I'm going to tell on you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWinner of five kid-voted statewide awards!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e California Young Reader Medal\u003cbr\u003e Charlie May Simon Award (Arkansas)\u003cbr\u003e Georgia Children's Book Award\u003cbr\u003e Nene Award (Hawaii)\u003cbr\u003e Sunshine State Award (Florida)\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-11068386\"\u003eStephen Manes\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Cadwallader and Stern\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/12\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 62\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.20lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.80h x 5.20w x 0.20d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780983562849\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0983562849\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV019000\"\u003eHumorous Stories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV039220\"\u003eSocial Themes | Values \u0026amp; Virtues\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cadwallader and Stern","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48453550571757,"sku":"9780983562849","price":7.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_1754c160-29d5-4d47-b9e6-9ebc604a5d63.jpg?v=1753488197","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/be-a-perfect-person-in-just-three-days-9780983562849","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}