{"product_id":"brave-new-weird-volume-three-9781959790372","title":"Brave New Weird, Volume Three","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Most Important Meal of the Day...is Weird.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy so glum, friend? Are you feeling fatigued? Logy? Knackered?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you require sustenance? A boost of energy to reinvigorate your existence?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe have good news for you, then: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bravest, the Newest, the Weirdest...now in edible form!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivered directly to your body-meat, rich in nutrients and portion-sized!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConsumption of BRAVE NEW WEIRD is not for the meek of constitution. Possible side effects include vertigo; mild bruising; bone disruption; blushing of the internal organs; raging vapors; flustered nethers syndrome; tooth-in-eye disease; primordial ideation; intermittent gliding; manic progressive rock woodwind soloing; homicidal thoughts (common); deicidal thoughts (commoner); systemic disruption of, and erroneous erections in relation to, baked goods; inclement leftism; disgovernalia; Pavlov's reflux; psychotronic obsession; anal leakage; recurring heel turns; erotic heresy; obsequiousness; Malodor, malphesance, Mallory; mountain mania; Pustulia Angelus; big ol' insect legs. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not consume in direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr moonlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny light, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd, as with all Tenebrous Brand Consumables(TM) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStep bravely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-14844399\"\u003eAlex Woodroe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Tenebrous Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/24\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 242\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.63lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.55d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781959790372\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1959790374\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC015010\"\u003eHorror | Collections \u0026amp; Anthologies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC009040\"\u003eFantasy | Collections \u0026amp; Anthologies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC028040\"\u003eScience Fiction | Collections \u0026amp; Anthologies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Tenebrous Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48456381759725,"sku":"9781959790372","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_a60debc9-8c69-4bfb-819e-923be48445a4.jpg?v=1753554889","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/brave-new-weird-volume-three-9781959790372","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}