{"product_id":"cthulhu-knows-best-a-dear-cthulhu-collection-9781890096670","title":"Cthulhu Knows Best: A Dear Cthulhu Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe third volume of the advice you've been afraid to ask for proves once and for all and beyond a shadow of a doubt that Cthulhu Knows Best \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCthulhu will one day rise up to claim the Earth and its inhabitants as his own.\u003cbr\u003e The Great Old One has looked upon Humankind and found it lacking.\u003cbr\u003e Cthulhu has deemed it necessary to prepare Humankind for his coming\u003cbr\u003e Thus, Cthulhu now answers humanity's questions to help them better themselves.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Cthulhu, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e I am constantly being criticized by friends and even strangers for breastfeeding my son in public. They all try to tell me he's too old. I think it is up to the mother when she stops breastfeeding her kids. Besides, he just won't take the formula. I've tried and he doesn't like it. If it helps, my little one turned thirty-six last month.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e--Momma Manning the Milk Pumps\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Milk, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Traditionally when the child can open up the mother's shirt and help himself to a snack, it is time to cut them off And it is quite possible that your behavior is keeping him from meeting women his own age to play and procreate with. If you are interested in grandchildren, I suggest stopping the feeding immediately. But look at it this way. You have kept your mammaries going for almost four decades. Maintain that with a breast pump for a while longer and you may be able to feed your grandchildren as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-2247483\"\u003ePatrick Thomas\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Padwolf Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/19\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.24d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781890096670\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1890096679\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC060000\"\u003eHumorous | Black Humor\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Padwolf Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42698069115117,"sku":"9781890096670","price":13.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_2dec43b4-4cce-432b-b6a8-b547fedf6f1b.jpg?v=1649894487","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/cthulhu-knows-best-a-dear-cthulhu-collection-9781890096670","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}