{"product_id":"dear-satan-9781773842530","title":"Dear Satan...","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCareful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you're sleeping. Spies when you're awake. Knows if you've been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil's sake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMerry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn't spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Satan...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea-after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMarduke's mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil's kennel master doesn't expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's disgusting. Annoying. Tempting?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUsually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams-and letting his dogs pee on people while they're down-but there's something about Merry...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-11755278\"\u003eEve Langlais\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Eve Langlais\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/30\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.37d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781773842530\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1773842536\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC027250\"\u003eRomance | Romantic Comedy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC027290\"\u003eRomance | Holiday\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC027120\"\u003eRomance | Paranormal | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eve Langlais","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42701622903021,"sku":"9781773842530","price":11.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_1d4c7f4c-4b91-4c51-8e31-fe59a647915b.jpg?v=1649951091","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/dear-satan-9781773842530","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}