{"product_id":"dont-even-think-about-it-9781587850905","title":"Don't Even Think About It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDaisy Dexter Dobbs turns up the heat with this sexy, spicy-hot screwball romantic comedy!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a grueling eighteen months of painstaking work and resolve, Mindy von Grettle is a hundred pounds lighter. The revamped stunner is so ready to exact revenge on her abusive, cheating ex she can taste it. Regrettably, the SOB drops dead of a heart attack, in the act of cheating on his new wife, robbing Mindy of her well-deserved retribution. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePaying her final disrespects at the funeral home, she meets a man so breathtaking she's half-tempted to jump his bones right there in the mortuary. Unfortunately, once Mindy discovers vintner Archer Priest's connection to the she-devil she caught in bed with her husband, Archer is taboo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe man responsible for helping Mindy's transformation from frump to fabulous, however, has other ideas. Her meddlesome boss and best friend, Leo, concocts a series of cringeworthy attempts at playing matchmaker, resulting in some hot, steamy, spicy consequences, as well as mortifying mishaps, misunderstandings, and an embarrassing masquerade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvowed chocoholic Mindy handles her upside-down life with as much grace and aplomb as possible...by attempting chocolatcide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis steamy, spicy, laugh-out-loud, romantic comedy is a full-length standalone novel brimming with love, snappy banter, sexy inventive scenes that sizzle, and plenty of naughty words. Guaranteed happily ever after with no cliffhanger. A previous version of this novel was published as Absolutely Not. It's been fully updated and rewritten.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-3898454\"\u003eDaisy Dexter Dobbs\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Department of Daydreams\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/04\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 412\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.15lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.92d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781587850905\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1587850907\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC027250\"\u003eRomance | Romantic Comedy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Department of Daydreams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44569013223661,"sku":"9781587850905","price":27.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_17f1f431-bf63-4214-983a-6fc75f54d03d.jpg?v=1701915852","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/dont-even-think-about-it-9781587850905","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}