{"product_id":"good-advice-for-bad-people-a-dear-cthulhu-collection-9781890096632","title":"Good Advice For Bad People: a Dear Cthulhu collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eCthulhu Grants his wisdom \u0026amp; Advice to All \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The second collection of the dark, twisted, and funny Dear Chtulhu columns where everyone's favorite monster proves he truly does give good advice for bad people \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Cthulhu, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e I have a job and a boss that I hate. The slime bag treated me like crap, so I took my revenge by peeing in his coffee pot every morning. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it ended up backfiring on me. It turns out he loved my \"special blend\" and couldn't get enough of it. He told the entire office and they loved it too. I'm not really sure why, but I am diabetic which is supposed to make the urine sweet. That or they were all just used to really horrible coffee. Without telling me, my idiot boss entered my brew in a contest that Spacebucks Coffeehouse was running to find the best new coffee. I won and they offered me a ton of money to manage one of their biggest shops and make my special blend for the customers. I'm torn. I could use the money and it would be a huge relief to get out of this office. What should I do?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-A Real Pisser In Pittsburgh\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Pisser, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Take the job, but insist on your own private office\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-2247483\"\u003ePatrick Thomas\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Padwolf Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/18\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.24d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781890096632\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1890096636\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC060000\"\u003eHumorous | Black Humor\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Padwolf Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42651323039981,"sku":"9781890096632","price":13.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_d0b78ae3-f921-4cbb-8951-a62c52edc251.jpg?v=1649218146","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/good-advice-for-bad-people-a-dear-cthulhu-collection-9781890096632","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}