{"product_id":"how-the-moon-works-9781941462249","title":"How the Moon Works","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003eHow the Moon Works\u003c\/em\u003e, globally underappreciated author Matt Rowan, strives for literary greatness by teaching us all how exactly the moon works and fails heroically. He blames \"the establishment,\" claiming that this book is his way to \"make you all pay,\" but really he just hopes you buy multiple copies so he can get that new Schwinn for his kid. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese stories are, for the most part, manifestations of Rowan's darkest fears. A product's best feature is its ability to terrify. Children are subjected to cruel rites of passage in restaurants suspiciously resembling ShowBiz Pizza. A man believes his only chance at salvation is through the reluctant acquaintance of an elder. A tourist trap capitalizes on the perfect simulacrum of the world's historical idols. Teenagers are reared to hate and kill an unknowable enemy at the urging of muppets. Coworkers willingly give up their humanity to act as unfeeling robots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes all that intrigue you enough to want to read \u003cem\u003eHow the Moon Works\u003c\/em\u003e? Matt Rowan hopes so, though he is also satisfied knowing this book has served as an elaborate medium for working out some stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-9462466\"\u003eMatt Rowan\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Cobalt Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/26\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.43lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.00h x 5.00w x 0.46d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781941462249\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1941462243\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC029000\"\u003eShort Stories (single author)\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Cobalt Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42711097606381,"sku":"9781941462249","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_8b387182-6777-49ab-bb11-815f469bf8d6.jpg?v=1650155323","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/how-the-moon-works-9781941462249","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}