Description
"Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time." -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels
A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS.
After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.
Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all.
I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.
Author: Brian Asman
Publisher: New Bizarro Author Series
Published: 03/01/2019
Pages: 88
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.23lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.21d
ISBN13: 9781621052906
ISBN10: 1621052907
BISAC Categories:
- Fiction | Horror | General
- Fiction | Fantasy | Humorous
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