{"product_id":"lemony-snicket-the-unauthorized-autobiography-9780060562250","title":"Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Warning from the Publisher: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMany readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Who is Lemony? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Is there a secret organization I should know about? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, \"Aren't ponies adorable?\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-1659359\"\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e HarperCollins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/06\/2003\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.80lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 5.00w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780060562250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0060562250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV019000\"\u003eHumorous Stories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV004000\"\u003eBiographical | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV028000\"\u003eMysteries \u0026amp; Detective Stories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48455749140717,"sku":"9780060562250","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_45b15ea9-6f13-4869-b643-6d8be5d7822d.jpg?v=1753534586","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/lemony-snicket-the-unauthorized-autobiography-9780060562250","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}