{"product_id":"metacarpalism-9781956692051","title":"Metacarpalism","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur topnotch team of data-driven barflies has been puzzling-out, nay, teasing-out the concentric layers inherent to \u003cem\u003eMetacarpalism\u003c\/em\u003e, by examining the thing's, ehh, annual rings. Or maybe \u003cem\u003eMetacarpalism \u003c\/em\u003efunctions as a series of intersecting circles -- kind of like the rings left by our shot glasses on the bar. Because, yes! You've got a self-referential (\"Meta\") exploration of applause (\"carpal\") aligning itself with (\"ism\") a tender, tender moment [c.f., \"love making\"] that nevertheless flips us off. And there you are, atmospherically speaking: popsicle flubbers. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOkay, let's try this again. We've been meaning to discuss with you the whereabouts of the potato masher. Look: please: please: tell us, tell us immediately where you placed it, because by now, we are worried for its safety. We would like to restore the device to its rightful place on the granite countertop beside the lone ripening pluot. Does this ring a bell bottom? In short, \u003cem\u003eMetacarpalism \u003c\/em\u003eoffers you cotton tube socks (with the ridiculous green stripes) when you require a change of t-shirt. It's three a.m. You can see your breath. Above you, a preposterous ruckus of blue jays caucuses amid the alloys of their copious disagreements. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou could receive one parcel of nibbled government stimulus fromage or one parcel of nibbled government stimulus crayons. When along comes \u003cem\u003eMetacarpalism \u003c\/em\u003evia Media Mail. Nibbled! The days are growing longer and just maybe, this book has anticipated your request. Just maybe, all will be forgiven. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-5893617\"\u003eDan Gutstein\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Unsolicited Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/02\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 100\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.24d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781956692051\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1956692053\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-POE\"\u003ePoetry\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-POE005010\"\u003eAmerican | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-POE\"\u003ePoetry\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-POE023000\"\u003eSubjects \u0026amp; Themes | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Unsolicited Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42694257639661,"sku":"9781956692051","price":17.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_ff1ba8c9-8dc6-4dc9-9cb0-75a014ca748c.jpg?v=1649865007","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/metacarpalism-9781956692051","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}