{"product_id":"middle-school-bites-9780823447459","title":"Middle School Bites","description":"\u003cb\u003eTom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob SquarePants\u003c\/i\u003e head writer Steven Banks.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Fast! Funny! Fresh!\" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Time\u003c\/i\u003es best-selling author of the \u003ci\u003eMr. Lemoncello's Library\u003c\/i\u003e series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!\" - Tom Angleberger, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebest-selling author of the \u003ci\u003eOrigami Yoda\u003c\/i\u003e series\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eCatDog\u003c\/i\u003e, this new series is perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eDiary of a Wimpy Kid\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Last Kids on Earth\u003c\/i\u003e. EXCELLENT!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-4582302\"\u003eSteven Banks\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Holiday House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/04\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.83lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.22h x 5.64w x 0.63d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780823447459\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0823447456\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV019000\"\u003eHumorous Stories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV058000\"\u003eParanormal, Occult \u0026amp; Supernatural\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV035000\"\u003eSchool \u0026amp; Education\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSteven Banks is a writer who received an Emmy nomination as head writer on \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob SquarePants\u003c\/i\u003e, wrote for \u003ci\u003eThe Adventures of Jimmy Neutron \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eCatDog, \u003c\/i\u003e has appeared on TV shows like \u003ci\u003ePenn \u0026amp; Teller's Fool Us\u003c\/i\u003e, attended Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Clown College, wrote a book called \u003ci\u003eKing of the Creeps\u003c\/i\u003e, co-created the international theater sensation \u003ci\u003eShadowland\u003c\/i\u003e, and lives in California with his wife. He was once bitten by a donkey, but did not turn into a Donkey Man. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMark Fearing has never been bitten by a werewolf, a zombie, or a vampire. But he was bitten by the creative bug which is far more dangerous. Books he's illustrated include \u003ci\u003eThe Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot\u003c\/i\u003e, by Margaret McNamara, and \u003ci\u003eBen Franklin's in My Bathroom!\u003c\/i\u003e, by Candace Fleming, as well as \u003ci\u003eThe Great Thanksgiving Escape\u003c\/i\u003e, which he also wrote. He lives in Oregon with his family.","brand":"Holiday House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48461001392365,"sku":"9780823447459","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_3e1cc452-d6c8-4ea9-8ed8-d374bd186628.jpg?v=1753672470","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/middle-school-bites-9780823447459","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}