{"product_id":"never-slow-dance-with-a-zombie-9780765320407","title":"Never Slow Dance with a Zombie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eRomy and Michelle's High School Reunion\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eNight of the Living Dead\u003c\/i\u003e in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePrincipal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOn the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThen Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive.... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"An unabashedly silly send-up of paranormal romance novels.\" - \u003ci\u003eStrange Horizons\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-6483277\"\u003eE. Van Lowe\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Tor Teen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/18\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.10h x 5.40w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780765320407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0765320401\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-YAF\"\u003eYoung Adult Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-YAF019000\"\u003eFantasy | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-YAF\"\u003eYoung Adult Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-YAF027000\"\u003eHumorous | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eE. VAN LOWE was born in New York City and moved to Los Angeles to attend graduate school. He cowrote the Academy Award-nominated short film \u003ci\u003eCadillac Dreams\u003c\/i\u003e, and was a writer for many TV shows, including \u003ci\u003eThe Cosby Show\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eKnight Rider\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eEven Stevens\u003c\/i\u003e. He was nominated for an Emmy for his work on \u003ci\u003eEven Stevens\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003ci\u003eNever Slow Dance with a Zombie\u003c\/i\u003e is his first novel for young adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tor Teen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43229857612013,"sku":"9780765320407","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_90b87cb6-38dd-4b94-be5d-0d9fdbd5c238.jpg?v=1660823218","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/never-slow-dance-with-a-zombie-9780765320407","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}