{"product_id":"pride-and-prejudice-but-mr-darcy-is-a-vape-god-9781087966526","title":"Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE READ: \u003c\/strong\u003e\"Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God\" is Dick Cody Heese's gravest injustice before the literary world. In this near-exact retelling of Jane Austen's classic 1813 novel, Heese adds one poorly-integrated sentence to each chapter inferring that Mr. Darcy possesses insanely bodacious vaping skills. The well-loved tale of various dinner invitations and ill-conceived marriage proposals takes no benefit from Mr. Heese's contributions. Fans of the original will loathe this derivative work entirely, and the author profusely apologizes to Ms. Austen and her estate for this indiscretion. Rightly banished to the annals of self-publishing by every major book distributor, the disreputable Dick Cody Heese is quickly descending into new, subterranean depths of awful parody with his latest writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including \"The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis,\" \"Moby Kevin,\" and \"Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-14508114\"\u003eDick Cody Heese\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Dick Cody Heese\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/16\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 366\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.08lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.76d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781087966526\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1087966523\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM007000\"\u003eForm | Parodies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM023000\"\u003eTopic | Internet \u0026amp; Social Media\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dick Cody Heese","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44477316727021,"sku":"9781087966526","price":25.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/products\/img_dd81fa0a-d2bd-41a6-8d52-8bf46298617e.jpg?v=1700698373","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/pride-and-prejudice-but-mr-darcy-is-a-vape-god-9781087966526","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}