{"product_id":"ruby-and-the-v-day-vanpires-9798877911451","title":"Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the critically-acclaimed authors of \u003cb\u003eBack for Seconds: A Reverse Harem Feast \u003c\/b\u003eand \u003cb\u003eRegifted: Ganged by the Ghosts of Christmas\u003c\/b\u003e comes a brand new reverse harem tale of holiday hedonism, and this time love (and lust) are on the line. They're magical monster-hunting vampires living in a van, she's a fed-up middle-aged divorcee attempting to geocache her Valentine's Day into oblivion. Perfect. Now the question is: can Quintain, Fletcher, and Marcus convince Ruby that the best way to resurrect her love life is with a few guys that are \u003ci\u003ealso \u003c\/i\u003eback from the dead?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRuby and the V-Day Vanpires is a stimulating short story about the importance of cleaning up public parks, practicing safe archery, and that age-and getting absolutely RAILED in the back of a van by three bi vampires-is only a state of mind. This tale is written for adults, and intended for 18+ audiences only. It involves explicit group activity, unprotected \"interactions\" with said undead suitors and their \u003ci\u003eahem\u003c\/i\u003e nocturnal emissions, slight adult-napping, the ol' fangy kiss to access liquid vampire chow, being impaled (the fun way, with 2 peens in 1 V), being impaled (the NOT fun way-like, with an arrow), sex pollen\/poison (aka have to the deed to survive), as well as brief mentions of Homeowners' Associations (HOAs), and geocaching.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-15872515\"\u003eVera Valentine\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-16461946\"\u003eJ. L. Logosz\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/30\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 56\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.14lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.12d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798877911451\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC005000\"\u003eErotica | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48457951150317,"sku":"9798877911451","price":12.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_f4e11338-6bb0-47e0-8d89-bc52b0340dcb.jpg?v=1753591540","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/ruby-and-the-v-day-vanpires-9798877911451","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}