{"product_id":"the-goat-in-the-bedroom-9781950228690","title":"The Goat in the Bedroom","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen your love life stinks and you're clearly the worst at choosing someone who won't break your heart, why not ask your best friend to find you a date?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnless of course...you're in love with her.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've been friends with Artemis since high school, when we bonded over crushing on the same guy. Six years later, we're roommates in our shiny new post college lives-she's training for the Olympics while I start my pro football career. We've both recently had bad break-ups and she says if she's going to get back out there, she needs dating lessons. Naturally, she asks me-her completely platonic roommate-to teach her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe practice eye contact. Hand holding. Cuddling during movies. Because that's what best friends do, right? Practice intimacy? For science?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe thinks I'm being helpful. I think I'm losing my mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, I'm out here sabotaging her dates, getting jealous of my own teammates, and having heart-to-hearts with our pet goats about my feelings while she's literally in the next room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut we're definitely just friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe evidence we might be idiots: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The documentary crew filming my rookie season knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Our pet goats know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Everyone knows. EVERYONE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-The only people who don't know? Us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis sports romance features two bisexual dating disasters who are Olympic-level idiots for each other - a football player who falls first and pines HARD, and a curvy rugby goddess who's oblivious because she's convinced she's \"too much,\" - matchmaking goats with excellent taste in humans, that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that's about to stage an intervention unless someone snaps and locks them in a closet together first, a documentary crew catching every slip and you've got a love story everyone can see coming ... except them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-16973730\"\u003eAmy Award\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Coffee Break Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 448\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.97lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 1.00d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781950228690\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 195022869X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FIC\"\u003eFiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FIC027330\"\u003eRomance | Sports\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coffee Break Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49061601640685,"sku":"9781950228690","price":23.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_1f404c89-0a3b-4950-8b67-da992b559bf5.jpg?v=1764097452","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/the-goat-in-the-bedroom-9781950228690","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}