{"product_id":"the-great-crack-attack-9798990627468","title":"The Great Crack Attack","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn Stickland, something very strange once happened... Butts fell from the sky. Everyone got one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone, that is, except one lonely kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen that kid finally finds a butt of his own, it feels like everything he ever wanted. He can finally sit, play, and join in with his friends. But there's just one tiny problem...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe butt won't stop tooting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom surprise \u003cem\u003ePOOFs\u003c\/em\u003e to a full-blown \u003cem\u003eCrack Attack\u003c\/em\u003e, the toots cause chaos, embarrassment, and hurt feelings. Soon the kid wonders if having a butt was worth it at all. With help from some wise elders and a big lesson about patience, kindness, and friendship, he learns something important.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone makes mistakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone has awkward moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd everyone toots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Great Crack Attack\u003c\/em\u003e is a silly, heart-filled picture book sequel to The Day Butts Fell from the Sky, about fitting in, handling embarrassment, and learning that real friends don't disappear just because things get a little messy. Told in rhythmic rhyme with expressive stick-figure illustrations, it's perfect for kids ages 4-8 and parents who enjoy laughing along.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause butts are nice for sitting... but nothing beats having friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-9617621\"\u003eBill Svoboda\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Svoboda Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/01\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 62\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.25h x 7.50w x 0.17d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798990627468\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV001000\"\u003eAction \u0026amp; Adventure | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV019000\"\u003eHumorous Stories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV008000\"\u003eComics \u0026amp; Graphic Novels | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Svoboda Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49467568816365,"sku":"9798990627468","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_39123ad5-63c4-4b3e-aeb3-b1c8de8a0b49.jpg?v=1772815935","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/the-great-crack-attack-9798990627468","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}