{"product_id":"the-top-10-ways-to-ruin-the-first-day-of-school-9780615974194","title":"The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecial Ten-Year Anniversary Edition!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOver 124,000 copies in print!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginally published as The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of 5th Grade, but now it has a new cover and a new title, The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School. It is the same humorous book with the same humorous story that kids love! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn International Reading Association and Children's Book Council \"Children's Choices\" Honor Book\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn Alabama \"Children's Choice Book Award Program\" Winner\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Nonstop wacky action.\" - School Library Journal\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A quick, fun read that will appeal to would-be show-offs everywhere.\" - Booklist\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"This very funny, very silly book is filled with kids, teachers and parents who will make you laugh - when you're not chuckling about Tony's latest antics.\" -The Washington Post\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSummary: Anthony Madison, a.k.a. Tony Baloney, can't get enough of the Late Show with David Letterman. He loves the Late Show and will stop at nothing to get himself on the program. But to get from Kansas City to New York City, he'll have to pull out all the stops. With his own brand of Top Ten lists, and stunts that range from photocopying his hinder to taking to the field in a bear suit at a professional football game, Tony takes the NFL, MTV, New York City, the Hells Angels, his teacher, friends, family, and readers on an uproarious ride to remember. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHardcover originally published by Holiday House. Paperback originally published by Scholastic. Paperback re-released by Illusion Publishing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-6354851\"\u003eKen Derby\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Illusion Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/05\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 142\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.33d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780615974194\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0615974198\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV019000\"\u003eHumorous Stories\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-JUV\"\u003eJuvenile Fiction\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sureshotbooks-com.myshopify.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-JUV035000\"\u003eSchool \u0026amp; Education\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKen Derby is a slightly famous author, monkey trainer, twelve-minute rock star, five-minute TV star, two-minute movie star, fisherman, and former CIA operative (okay . . . not really). When he isn't teaching or writing, he might be found reading, working out, biking, or rooting for the Denver Broncos. Visit him at www.kenderby.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis title is not returnable\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Illusion Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48459084071149,"sku":"9780615974194","price":8.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0550\/8097\/6621\/files\/img_3519a3b3-bf95-43c2-9edd-c30838f25c6a.jpg?v=1753628117","url":"https:\/\/sureshotbooks.com\/products\/the-top-10-ways-to-ruin-the-first-day-of-school-9780615974194","provider":"SureShot Books Publishing LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}