Daddy's A SIMP: Don't Expect Much Inheritance

When your mommy died. Your dad had it rough. He got himself right. Even though it was tough. So he set himself up with a dating profile. He shaved off his stubble. And polished his smile. It's been a long time since your dad went on dates. And he came home happy. Everything turned out great. But things seem strange with your dads new lady. He's taking her on lots of big shopping trips lately. She's not even affectionate with your dear old dad. Always too tired for sex and that's bad. And then something happened that seems kinda strange. He bought her a house. Just a few blocks away. His girlfriend won't touch him. She calls him a wimp. I'm sorry to tell you your daddy's a simp.

Author: Brad Gosse
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 09/13/2020
Pages: 28
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.20lbs
Size: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.07d
ISBN13: 9798685975881
ISBN10: 8685975883
BISAC Categories:
- Fiction | Humorous | Black Humor

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