Excuses to get out of work: Hilarious book of terrible ideas. gag gift

Are you tired of using the same old excuses to call out of work Look no further than "Excuses to Get Out of Work"! This book is filled with a wide variety of creative and outrageous excuses to help you skip out on the daily grind.

From "jury duty" to "trapped in the Bermuda Triangle," this book has got you covered with an excuse for every occasion. You'll never have to use the same excuse twice, and you're sure to keep your boss on their toes.

But it's not just about the quantity of excuses, "Excuses to Get Out of Work" also provides you with the backstory you need to make your lies believable.

So, the next time you're looking for a creative way to get out of work, reach for "Excuses to Get Out of Work". With 99 different excuses at your disposal, you're sure to find the perfect one to suit your needs. Just be sure to use your newfound power wisely, and don't get caught!

Some helpful examples
"I accidentally triggered a trap in my house and now I'm stuck in a giant maze."
Options for backstory:

1. "I was trying to catch a mouse in my house, but instead, I triggered a trap that my grandfather built during his time in the CIA. Now I'm stuck in this massive maze of tunnels, booby traps, and secret doors."
2. "I was trying to impress a date by showing them my secret underground lair, but I accidentally triggered a trap that I forgot I set up years ago. Now we're both stuck in a maze of my own making."
3. "I was trying to find my cat who loves to play hide-and-seek. Little did I know, she had found a secret switch that triggered a maze of rooms and traps I never knew existed in my own house."
4. "I was cleaning out my attic and stumbled upon an old board game called 'The Maze.' As soon as I started playing, the game came to life and I got sucked into the board, which turned into a massive labyrinth of twists and turns."
5. "I was practicing for an upcoming escape room competition when I stumbled upon a secret room that wasn't part of the game. Once I entered, the door slammed shut, and I found myself in a maze that's even more challenging than any escape room I've ever done."

"My cat is having a mental breakdown and needs my undivided attention."

If they ask more questions:

1. Your cat recently discovered TikTok and became obsessed with creating viral dance videos. Now she's feeling the pressure to constantly produce new content and needs your help to come up with new moves.
2. Your cat recently lost a game of online poker and is now experiencing an existential crisis. She needs your help to talk through her feelings and figure out how to move forward.
3. Your cat is convinced that there's a conspiracy against her and is currently on a mission to gather evidence to prove her theory. She needs your help to uncover the truth.
4. Your cat recently started reading self-help books and has decided to embark on a journey of self-discovery. She needs your help to explore her innermost thoughts and feelings.
5. Your cat has been binge-watching true crime documentaries and is now convinced that someone is out to get her. She needs your help to investigate and stay safe.

Author: Ruby Carmine
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: 04/07/2023
Pages: 200
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.42d
ISBN13: 9798390293324
ISBN10: 8390293323
BISAC Categories:
- Fiction | Humorous | General

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