I'll Die After Bingo: The Unlikely Story of My Decade as a Care Home Assistant


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An insider account of life inside care homes, written with humor and poignancy

Resident: I feel I want to keep talking.
Me: Of course! What do you want to talk about?
Resident: My heart.
Me: What about your heart?
Resident: I feel I want to touch it.
Me: Your heart? You want to touch your heart?
Resident: Yes, but I'm too frightened.
Me: What are you frightened about?
Resident: Everything. People. Things.
Me: What's frightening you at this very moment?
Resident: (Closes eyes). That I'll never be touched again. That I won't be able to get to my heart.
Me: Metaphorically?
Resident: More carrots please.

Whether he's initiating a coup d'état against new regulations with the residents, or forging a bond with the 98-year old who once called him a fat slut, Pope Lonergan's work is infinitely varied. This no-holds-barred account shows what life inside a care home is really like, for both residents and carers. Featuring night-time drama, incontinence pads and the uniquely dark humor of one double-amputee Alzheimer's patient, here you can learn everything you ever wanted to know (and a few things you probably really didn't) about Britain's care system.

This important memoir challenges us all to think differently about the value of our elderly, and also the carers who look after them.


Author: Pope Lonergan
Publisher: Ebury Press
Published: 10/10/2023
Pages: 320
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 7.72h x 4.96w x 0.94d
ISBN13: 9781529109344
ISBN10: 1529109345
BISAC Categories:
- Biography & Autobiography | Personal Memoirs
- Humor | General
- Biography & Autobiography | Cultural, Ethnic & Regional | General

About the Author
Pope Lonergan is a stand-up comedian, author, Quaker, (recovering) drug addict and creator of 'Pope's Addiction Clinic' and 'The Care Home Tour'.