Description
Gilbert Gottfried on Rubber Balls and Liquor:
Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called jacket copy. It says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, Stop reading that book! I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap bastards like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include dick and pussy.Author: Gilbert Gottfried
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: 05/22/2012
Pages: 304
Binding Type: Paperback
Weight: 0.58lbs
Size: 8.28h x 5.53w x 0.94d
ISBN13: 9781250006974
ISBN10: 125000697X
BISAC Categories:
- Biography & Autobiography | Entertainment & Performing Arts
- Humor | Form | Essays
- Biography & Autobiography | Personal Memoirs
About the Author
GILBERT GOTTFRIED is a household name, having used his irritating voice and irreverent sense of humor to build an enormous following for his sold-out stand-up performances, his critically ignored motion picture career, and his hardly remembered turn as a Saturday Night Live cast member. He lives in New York, where he once killed a man for saying he didn't like yogurt.
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