Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You

Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky gift book--a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated.

Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Just because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt-loving deviants, you might never feel at home with your houseplants again.

Author: Carlyle Christoff, Elisabeth Saake
Publisher: Collective Book Studio
Published: 03/07/2023
Pages: 96
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.48lbs
Size: 6.61h x 4.57w x 0.63d
ISBN13: 9781951412036
ISBN10: 1951412036
BISAC Categories:
- Humor | Form | Parodies
- Humor | Topic | Adult
- Gardening | House Plants & Indoor

About the Author

Renowned botanist, soil balance and moisture expert, plant psychological enthusiast, and five-time recipient of Plant Weekly's "Most Emotionally Balanced Garden" award, Carlyle Christoff is considered by many in the Botano-psychological community to be "the voice" on plant thoughts and behaviors. After attending a prestigious Ivy League school, Christoff spent several years in rainforest plant communication intensives in Southeast Asia as well as Central and South American where he learned the secret language of humanity's green co-inhabitants of Planet Earth.