Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

Free yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak!

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you'll actually want to use.

Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You'll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there's no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you'll learn how to:

• ditch the d*mn indecision
• get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
• give your busy family a f*cking break
• and more!

Whether you're getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

Author: Messie Condo
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 03/07/2023
Pages: 192
Binding Type: Hardcover
Weight: 0.60lbs
Size: 7.64h x 5.04w x 1.10d
ISBN13: 9781510774735
ISBN10: 1510774734
BISAC Categories:
- Humor | Form | Parodies
- House & Home | Cleaning, Caretaking & Organizing
- Self-Help | Death, Grief, Bereavement

About the Author
Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She is also the author of Tidy the F*ck Up. Messi lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.